Hewitt’s Guide to Surviving the Weirdness
1. Always carry snacks.
I don’t care if you’re facing down a kelpie, a banshee, or a girl with glowing eyes—low blood sugar makes everything worse.
2. Believe your friend when she says she’s being hunted by a goddess.
Even if it sounds completely unhinged. Especially if it sounds completely unhinged.
3. Humor is armor.
People think I’m joking all the time. I am. But also I’m not. Sometimes a joke is the only thing standing between you and panic.
4. Don’t touch weird swords.
Just trust me on this one.
5. You’re not crazy.
You’re just seeing the world for what it really is. And yeah—it’s terrifying. But it’s also kind of beautiful.